GEORGE
ELLIS
George
Ellis is our contributing guest this week. George is a copywriter,
freelance writer sometimes screenwriter, creator of THE
GEORGE REPORT, and co-founder & editor of THE
HECKLER. Everytime we ask George to write something
he sends us a Top 10 so we are going with humor this week...
TOP
10 SIGNS FOX NEWS CHANNEL MIGHT BE BIASED:
by
George Ellis
10:
Management comes down on Bill O'Reilly for "reactionary, but not
reactionary enough."
9: Starting next month, all news segments to end in prayer.
8: Brit Hume referring to Democrats as "commie liberals who will
probably end up in hell."
7: When it's time for the liberal perspective, Fox turns to Ann
Coulter.
6: Americans who only watch Fox still convinced Iraq had weapons
of mass destruction.
5:
All news segments approved by Karl Rove before they air.
4: Fox producers considering Dick Cheney Webcam.
3:
Sean Hannity literally eats three Democrats a week.
2:
John Kerry referred to as "That wacky French guy who lost
the election."
1:
"Fair & Balanced" changed to "We Won! We Won!"
.
That
is the fun for this week. Tune in next week and meanwhile, go
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The
Editors
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updated 03.05.05
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